Caught purple-handed.....

This morning Mackenna informed me that last night she had a scratch on her fingernail that was bleeding, and then turned purple. I thought this was an interesting thing to say, so I looked at the finger. Yup, a smudge of purple nail polish was right there, condemning her. Next to her was a loosely-twisted bottle of purple nail polish.....highly suspect. She went for round two when she informed me in the Target parking lot that she 'threw [her] gum in the garbage at home'. I thought to myself, 'okay....whatever.' Then I remembered that she had gum at the doctor's office earlier. 'Honey, where did your gum go?' Kenna (in a small voice): "I swallowed it."